Camilla’s Live Webcam Show, Granny Mellows

The Royal Wedding this weekend (between Prince Charles and Camilla Parker-Bowles, if you’ve been asleep) will be broadcast live on the web, the BBC reports. British company Network Webcams has placed two cameras on top of the Macdonald Castle hotel, as well as cameras watching over Trafalgar Square, Big Ben, The London Eye and St. Pauls’ Cathedral. As long as they turn off the cameras before Mr & Mrs Prince of Wales retire to the bridal suite…

Update: Help Charles prepare his wedding speech!

Also on the BBC, a 66-year-old grandmother from Northumberland has been spared jail by a judge for drug dealing. Suffering from severe back problems, Patricia Tabram began using cannabis in the form of cookies, soups and casseroles to ease her pain. After friends also expressed interest in using the drug, the gran met with a dealer to procure some more, as the six plants she cultivated at home (thirty in her attic, one on her hallway table) did not produce enough of the drug to share.

Tabram said: “I had a walking stick, I was in constant pain. Now, through ingesting cannabis in my food five times a day, five times a week – minute amounts – I feel great.”

Mrs. Tabram has been given a six month sentence, suspended for two years. She is planning on writing a book about her experiences entitled Grandma Eats Cannabis.